Unable to breath, never mind fight for a hill thanks to my hulk-smashed face, I am rushed to intensive care. 6 months in a coma, many hours of reconstructive surgery and a very generous donation from Chester Zoo of a monkey head puts me back on my feet.
I turn up at the hill and Divest is so shocked by the facts that 1) I am still alive and 2) I have a working monkey head instead of a human head that he has a heart attack and dies and horrible, painful death.
My hill.