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DeletedUser

Yeah.

Got the blueprints Zemmy, and now that I guess we're at the Swiss Bank, I suggest we begin robbing it! Johann, what is your plan?
 

DeletedUser31931

I have a plan, we use Johann's car to teleport inside whilst you create a distraction in the front of the bank. Then we rob the bank whilst everyone is distracted and teleport next to tiger who jumps in and then we teleport to the Caribbean.

Tiger, will you be the distraction?
 

DeletedUser

Yes! I shall stand outside and randomly attack people, whilst screaming out the lyrics to Slipknot's Frail Limb Nursery!

Is that okay Zemmy?
 

DeletedUser31931

Great!

Johann, I should be asking you if you're ready but since tiger is on-line I'll ask him to do a practice of the screaming bit. Can you do that tiger?
 

DeletedUser

What about the boy?
She lay as though she were in a trance,
With her long eyelashes fluttering like she was dreaming.
She said to him "I lie beyond the seems",
And then all of a sudden her head dipped back and she vanished.

Gone, gone without a trace.
Gone.

She's never coming back, do you know what it's like to live with
that?
No one knows what it's like.
The only one who knew me, gone.
I know what you want and i can give it to you
Im so tired, and hungry
Im so tired
Have you ever seen God?

How's that Zemmy?
 

DeletedUser31931

That's.... that's..... GREAT!

now I need you to do it double volume! LIKE THIS!!!!!!!!!!!!
 

DeletedUser

What about the boy?
She lay as though she were in a trance,
With her long eyelashes fluttering like she was dreaming.
She said to him "I lie beyond the seems",
And then all of a sudden her head dipped back and she vanished.

Gone, gone without a trace.
Gone.

She's never coming back, do you know what it's like to live with
that?
No one knows what it's like.
The only one who knew me, gone.
I know what you want and i can give it to you
Im so tired, and hungry
Im so tired
Have you ever seen God?

Maze... psychopathic daze... I create this waste
Back away from tangents, on the verge of drastic
ways... can't escape this place... I deny your face
Sweat gets in my eyes, I think I'm slowly dying

Put me in a homemade cellar
Put me in a hole for shelter
Someone hear me please, all I see is hate
I can hardly breathe, and I can hardly take it

HANDS ON MY FACE OVERBEARING I CAN'T GET OUT
HANDS ON MY FACE OVERBEARING I CAN'T...

Lost...run at my own cost...fearing laughter, scoffed
Running from the rush, detached from such and such
Bleak... all around me, weak... listening, incomplete
I am not a dog, but I'm the one you're dogging

I am in a buried kennel
I have never felt so final
Someone find me please, losing all reserve
I am gone, I think I'm dying

HANDS ON MY FACE OVERBEARING I CAN'T GET OUT
HANDS ON MY FACE OVERBEARING I CAN'T...

You all stare, but you'll never see
There's something inside me
You all stare, but you'll never see
There's something inside me
You all stare, but you'll never see
There's something inside me

You all stare, but you'll never see
There's something in you I despise

Cut me - show me - enter - I am
willing and able and never any danger to myself
Knowledge of my pain, knowledge of my pain
Or was my tolerance a phase?
Empathy, out of my way
I CAN'T DIE
I CAN'T DIE
I CAN'T DIE
I CAN'T DIE

You all stare, but you'll never see
there's something inside me
You all stare, but you'll never see
there's something inside me

You all stare, but you'll never see
there's something inside me

You all stare, but you'll never see
there's something in you I despise

Despise... despise...

PURITY!
PURITY!
PURITY!
PURITY!
PURITY!
PURITY!
PURITY!
PURITY!

*ahem*, I think that's quite good.
 

DeletedUser13682

Wow, uh, I can't hear anything now.

Zemmy, I think you might have to use a minicom to communicate with me now.
 

DeletedUser31931

Ok then! Tiger make a distraction and make it snappy

Johann, tele you me and braet into the bank whist tigers doing his distraction. Once we're in braet takes lookout, I'll grab the cash and johann, you keep the car running! Get moving johann!
 

DeletedUser

He'll get in eventually.

Shall I begin the distraction, or wait until you're inside?
 

DeletedUser

What about the boy?
She lay as though she were in a trance,
With her long eyelashes fluttering like she was dreaming.
She said to him "I lie beyond the seems",
And then all of a sudden her head dipped back and she vanished.

Gone, gone without a trace.
Gone.

She's never coming back, do you know what it's like to live with
that?
No one knows what it's like.
The only one who knew me, gone.
I know what you want and i can give it to you
Im so tired, and hungry
Im so tired
Have you ever seen God?

Maze... psychopathic daze... I create this waste
Back away from tangents, on the verge of drastic
ways... can't escape this place... I deny your face
Sweat gets in my eyes, I think I'm slowly dying

Put me in a homemade cellar
Put me in a hole for shelter
Someone hear me please, all I see is hate
I can hardly breathe, and I can hardly take it

HANDS ON MY FACE OVERBEARING I CAN'T GET OUT
HANDS ON MY FACE OVERBEARING I CAN'T...

Lost...run at my own cost...fearing laughter, scoffed
Running from the rush, detached from such and such
Bleak... all around me, weak... listening, incomplete
I am not a dog, but I'm the one you're dogging

I am in a buried kennel
I have never felt so final
Someone find me please, losing all reserve
I am gone, I think I'm dying

HANDS ON MY FACE OVERBEARING I CAN'T GET OUT
HANDS ON MY FACE OVERBEARING I CAN'T...

You all stare, but you'll never see
There's something inside me
You all stare, but you'll never see
There's something inside me
You all stare, but you'll never see
There's something inside me

You all stare, but you'll never see
There's something in you I despise

Cut me - show me - enter - I am
willing and able and never any danger to myself
Knowledge of my pain, knowledge of my pain
Or was my tolerance a phase?
Empathy, out of my way
I CAN'T DIE
I CAN'T DIE
I CAN'T DIE
I CAN'T DIE

You all stare, but you'll never see
there's something inside me
You all stare, but you'll never see
there's something inside me

You all stare, but you'll never see
there's something inside me

You all stare, but you'll never see
there's something in you I despise

Despise... despise...

PURITY!
PURITY!
PURITY!
PURITY!
PURITY!
PURITY!
PURITY!
PURITY!


*People run away from bank entrance, rapidly calling for the emergency services*
 

DeletedUser

Yup.

*continues screaming out Frail Limb Nursery until my lungs spontaneously erupt in flame and my vocal chords melt, leaving me lying on the pavement writing in pain and coughing up blood*
 

DeletedUser31931

*drags johann into car and teleports in, robs the bank and teleports out to collect tiger and then proceeds to teleport to the best hospital in the world where he drops tiger off*


All in all that was a job well done, don't you agree braet?
 

DeletedUser28032

I dunno....why are all those guys in the cars with flashing lights waiting outside your house?

Johann do you know?
 
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