Funniest job damage report

[DeletedUser]

...confuses me to no end. Why would the husband decide to slap you?!

He wants to hit someone and you are the perfect scapegoat.

 

[DeletedUser36559]

...confuses me to no end. Why would the husband decide to slap you?!

Because the husband spend 400 nuggets to bribe in the event only to receive a brown confederate frock from a unique precious chest

 

[DeletedUser22685]

Because everyone knows that females listening to piano playing cowboys have no control over their knickers. It's like charming a snake.

Oh, and because everyone's night would've been kinda ruined if he had decided to slap his wife.

 

[Deleted User - 3853873]

because everyone knows that females listening to piano playing cowboys have no control over their knickers. It's like charming a snake.

Oh, and because everyone's night would've been kinda ruined if he had decided to slap his wife.

lmao Hope that wasnt you Micky12 in your post lol

 

[DeletedUser36559]

lmao Hope that wasnt you Micky12 in your post lol

I'll just keep it ambiguous

 

[DeletedUser]

A trolley hits you at full speed where the sun don't shine.
You lose 45 health points.