Dear Hellstromm,
Why is there a dead pakistani on my couch?
Dear l8dygaga,
That's odd, he wasn't dead when I dumped him there yesterday.
Dear Hellstromm,
You're town in world 7 is so cool. I am glad I am in it. But I need some advice.
Why is our bank only level 1? We have 35 members in the town, many of whom are carrying thousands of dollars at any given time. Wouldn't be easy for other players to duel us and steal our hard-earned money if they found out about this? I heard dueling is a big problem in some other worlds. What should we do????
Regards,
J412
Dear J412,
We should ensure we carry plenty of cash so when we're dueled, they'll be so sick of having to go back and forth to deposit the cash that they'll eventually move on to grayer pastures.
Dear Hellstromm,
Please will you find me a googlewhack that includes the word 'feaces'?
Yours feaces-throwingly,
Evil Monkey
Dear sdjx22,
After countless hours of research, I was able to find one indisputable reference to feaces: "Unicorns produce feaces." Therefore, in order to throw feaces, you must be a virgin monkey.
Dear Hellstromm,
What do you look like?
Latigo
Dear king david,
Next time just type: a/s/l
Oh, and I'm available on Fridays, you gorgeous hunk of prepubescent wannabe maleness.
Dear Hellstromm
I love you, but are you the one?:unsure:
Dear Darknoon5,
That would depend upon whether you can count that high.
dear Hellstromm,
what is your favorite kind of pie?
*inserts quarter*
what is your favorite kind of cake?
Dear gizmo501,
Pie jesu domine, dona eis requem:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gRB45Jv6lW8
And cake is against my religion.
dear Hellstromm,
How shall I lie down? head up or side ways?
Dear ag3352,
Why do you bother to lie at all? Try telling the truth for a change.
