I dunno about you but I ran out of patience a while back. I think it's in the broom cupboard somewhere, I ought to have a look for it at some point though.
I lost Patience once. She had decided to wander off, and I had to go looking for her. I eventually found her climbing an oak tree. She found an old Estes rocket somebody had launched a long time ago.
But if you don't punch them in the eye, they may never get a chance to examine your fist in really close up detail and how could you not provide them with that opportunity?