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A parrot swallows a Viagra tablet.
His owner, disgusted, puts him in the freezer to cool off.

Later when he opens the freezer, he finds the parrot sweating.

"How come you are sweating" he asks.
The parrot replies, Do you know how hard it is to open the legs of a frozen chicken"
 
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