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DeletedUser

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A woman walks into a bar with a duck under her arm. The bartender says, "I'm sorry, we don't allow pigs in here".

The woman replies, "This is a duck, you moron!".

The bartender says, "I know, I was talking to the duck."
 

fortfighter1

Well-Known Member
4081

A man walks into a bar with a small dog. The guy sits the dog on the piano stool and the dog starts playing some great tunes. Suddenly a bigger dog runs in, grabs the small dog by the scruff of the neck and drags it outside. The bartender says, That little dog was fantastic, but what was up with the big dog? The man replies, Oh, that was his mother. She wants him to be a doctor.
 
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