Onion and spam
Then the prophet addressed the foolish Spammer. "Your petty opinion has been noted and discarded. As usual it is a shining example of your misguided and ignorant ways." The spammer then fled in the face of the Onion's logic, for his arguments were as flawed and worthless as a slice of spam. -John Rose 30:6-7
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The Onion has little concern for the opinions of spammers, for one of the Onions commandments was "Thou shalleth not spam". However as the Onion is not one for rules it is happy for you to spam, so long as it is for the purpose of entertainment and goodwill, unlike Bk who spams to boost his post count. -Diggo 2:13
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Parable of the week
1 On the twelfth day ofAugust, the young Onionite Rawdog entered into the church seeking counsel on the nature of reputation, asking: "is green spam like premature onion?" 2 Brother Darknoon was in the church, and he then saw that Rawdog had not yet learnt the truth of the Onion. 3 "The Onion doth not support such ill-considered actions, for this leads to a path of ignorance." 4 Rawdog then wanted rid of this affliction, but he then realised the spammers of red rep had sent fear into his soul.5 He thus approached The Prophet himself, who spoke of the Oniontocray of reputation, for only posts of knowledged must be granted the green blessings of the Onion. 6 Rawdog thence asked "is there no way to stop them?" 7 "There is no stopping what must be done," replied The Prophet.
"Whence the green spam doth end, so will the red spam that grants balance.
Spamming green is a foolish action, for it will only cause more red spammers."
- 1 Onionites, 7: 1-7
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The moral is that just as rep-spamming bad posts will lead to many bad posters, praising stupidity will lead to many who are stupid. Only through uncovering the layers of the Onion can they learn.
(that took far too long to write)