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1.If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, Chuck Norris has more money than you.
2.There is no 'ctrl' button on Chuck Norris's computer. Chuck Norris is always in control.
3.Apple pays Chuck Norris 99 cents every time he listens to a song.
4.Chuck Norris can sneeze with his eyes open.
5.Chuck Norris can eat just one Lay's potato chip.
6.Chuck Norris is suing Myspace for taking the name of what he calls everything around you.
7.Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because he only recognizes the element of surprise.
8.Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.
9.Chuck Norris once ate a whole cake before his friends could tell him there was a stripper in it.
10.When Chuck Norris was denied an Egg McMuffin at McDonald's because it was 10:35, he roundhouse kicked the store so hard it became a Wendy's.
11.A Chuck Norris-delivered Roundhouse Kick is the preferred method of execution in 16 states.
12.When Chuck Norris falls in water, Chuck Norris doesn't get wet. Water gets Chuck Norris.
13.Chuck Norris’ house has no doors, only walls that he walks through.
14.How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could Chuck Norris? ...All of it.
15.Chuck Norris can divide by zero.
16.For some, the left testicle is larger than the right one. For Chuck Norris, each testicle is larger than the other one
17.Chuck Norris doesn't throw up if he drinks too much. Chuck Norris throws down!
18.Chuck Norris has 12 moons. One of those moons is the Earth.
19.Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.
20.Chuck Norris counted to Infinity, twice.
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2.There is no 'ctrl' button on Chuck Norris's computer. Chuck Norris is always in control.
3.Apple pays Chuck Norris 99 cents every time he listens to a song.
4.Chuck Norris can sneeze with his eyes open.
5.Chuck Norris can eat just one Lay's potato chip.
6.Chuck Norris is suing Myspace for taking the name of what he calls everything around you.
7.Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because he only recognizes the element of surprise.
8.Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.
9.Chuck Norris once ate a whole cake before his friends could tell him there was a stripper in it.
10.When Chuck Norris was denied an Egg McMuffin at McDonald's because it was 10:35, he roundhouse kicked the store so hard it became a Wendy's.
11.A Chuck Norris-delivered Roundhouse Kick is the preferred method of execution in 16 states.
12.When Chuck Norris falls in water, Chuck Norris doesn't get wet. Water gets Chuck Norris.
13.Chuck Norris’ house has no doors, only walls that he walks through.
14.How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could Chuck Norris? ...All of it.
15.Chuck Norris can divide by zero.
16.For some, the left testicle is larger than the right one. For Chuck Norris, each testicle is larger than the other one
17.Chuck Norris doesn't throw up if he drinks too much. Chuck Norris throws down!
18.Chuck Norris has 12 moons. One of those moons is the Earth.
19.Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.
20.Chuck Norris counted to Infinity, twice.
If you have any more epic Chuck Norris facts POST THEM!!
:wackog:CHUCK NORRIS IS THE MAN!!!!!!!!:wackog: