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G'day all Aussies, Kiwis and everybody who wishes be (that's everybody - ok so I'm a little biased)
We're traditional Aussies & Kiwis. This means that :
* We don't tend to attack unless we're given a reason to (or are copying someone else) & unlike some others (which shall remain nameless), we don't engage in friendly fire every 3rd mission. And if we fail and are forced to retreat, we'll just claim it's a great triumph anyway.
* We're not gutless punks that just mob attack somebody because we can. Jumping over the kindergarten fence, camping the backside in the sandpit and throwing sand in the eyes of those playing isn't cool.
* We don't strip the last pennies off some poor guy. We'll help people to get back on their feet, but permanent handouts are distasteful.
* We aren't worried if you don't call us by some proper title. Heck, if you're in the army and do the typical army foot stomp & salute, we're going to think you're a foreign spy.
* Day's work for a day's pay, nothing more nothing less. If our work isn't satisfactory then fire us, that's ok; just don't go whinging at us.
* May be proud Aussies, but we won't shove our flag in your face every two minutes; sing our national anthem in fingernail scraping on blackboard quality before doing any task; and shock horror, we don't believe we're perfect.
* Ok, so we're occasionally insane. It would be nice if you kindly ignore those moments. Ok, we'll be completely honest, mango fever is only there to hide our regular bouts of insanity. It would be nice if you kindly ignore such events.
Oh and Mad Max isn't an Aussie any more, let's pretend his 1 man cult isn't there, ok.
* We don't go on mindless attacks. If you wish to play with a purpose, then kindly contact us.
* We believe that players should be able to enjoy this game without some immature punk camping & fouling up the front lawn because they're bored.
* We don't require lower level players to pay to go shopping. However if you do wish to give a donation then we have Guide Dog approved beer fridge collection tins in town. Kindly contact us.
* If you'd like to assist us to grow then kindly contact us.
* Should you wish to become a town member and support the development of our town, then kindly contact us.
Location : QLD Town - Australia
From the rustic surroundings of a small Australian village, comes a new town fresh from a RAAF airdrop.
We're seeking to decorate every building with bar fridges filled with beer.
For those of us who don't drink alcohol, we intend to have toxic non-alcoholic versions available.
Cairns Public Beach
We're seeking to decorate every building with bar fridges filled with beer.
For those of us who don't drink alcohol, we intend to have toxic non-alcoholic versions available.
Cairns Public Beach
We're traditional Aussies & Kiwis. This means that :
* We don't tend to attack unless we're given a reason to (or are copying someone else) & unlike some others (which shall remain nameless), we don't engage in friendly fire every 3rd mission. And if we fail and are forced to retreat, we'll just claim it's a great triumph anyway.
* We're not gutless punks that just mob attack somebody because we can. Jumping over the kindergarten fence, camping the backside in the sandpit and throwing sand in the eyes of those playing isn't cool.
* We don't strip the last pennies off some poor guy. We'll help people to get back on their feet, but permanent handouts are distasteful.
* We aren't worried if you don't call us by some proper title. Heck, if you're in the army and do the typical army foot stomp & salute, we're going to think you're a foreign spy.
* Day's work for a day's pay, nothing more nothing less. If our work isn't satisfactory then fire us, that's ok; just don't go whinging at us.
* May be proud Aussies, but we won't shove our flag in your face every two minutes; sing our national anthem in fingernail scraping on blackboard quality before doing any task; and shock horror, we don't believe we're perfect.
* Ok, so we're occasionally insane. It would be nice if you kindly ignore those moments. Ok, we'll be completely honest, mango fever is only there to hide our regular bouts of insanity. It would be nice if you kindly ignore such events.
Oh and Mad Max isn't an Aussie any more, let's pretend his 1 man cult isn't there, ok.
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Ok actual TW stuff - sort of
* If you're Aussie then welcome & the beer is in the fridge. If you're Kiwi then welcome, leave the sheep by the door & the beer is in the fridge. If you wish to pretend to be a Aussie then we understand, we'll pretend that you're a Aussie & fridge is that way. Finally if you're not Aussie but want to be then welcome, here's a list of available jobs and the beer is in the fridge.Ok actual TW stuff - sort of
* We don't go on mindless attacks. If you wish to play with a purpose, then kindly contact us.
* We believe that players should be able to enjoy this game without some immature punk camping & fouling up the front lawn because they're bored.
* We don't require lower level players to pay to go shopping. However if you do wish to give a donation then we have Guide Dog approved beer fridge collection tins in town. Kindly contact us.
* If you'd like to assist us to grow then kindly contact us.
* Should you wish to become a town member and support the development of our town, then kindly contact us.
Location : QLD Town - Australia
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