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The war Room II
After I brought you a look inside the New Trinity war room, The courageous Greenbud420 told me I couldn't poke fun at people or post in here any more because he was going to get New Trinity to help him save his forts. Now I know what you are thinking, I made the post originally because Ultramaster was using multi battles to take our forts and this somehow just doesn't seem right that they will help us save them when they are taking them. But wait, it gets better, the delusion is contagious and is in another town too. These two towns seem to be pivitol in the alliance I once was in. So here I will take you into the war room of UiS Reborn. But before we go there, I need to give a shout out to morvai who's 20 telegrams encouraged me to make this post. Movai, you really made this happen.
So imagine, instead of a dark room in someone's mom's basement with maps all over the walls, the war room for UiS reborn is set at a Chuck E Cheese restaurant and everyone's attention span is just a tad bit more then the toddlers they brought there to impress. In between sets of the mechanical animals playing happy birthday to yet another kid who seems to of already had 6 birthdays this year, but their parents like the idea of a free cupcake with the order of pizza because of it, come a few brain farts. "I know what we can do" Greenbus would exclaim, "we can get the people taking our forts to help us keep them". Nicole chimes in with "that's a great idea, how do we do it". I sarcastically reply, "we can ask the fort fighting fairy to help us". "Brilliant" Nicolii burps out while stuffing another piece of pizza in her mouth and trying to wash it down without chewing with her diet cola. I looked at Greenbus in disbelief and he seemed to share some of it, but Nicolii had some sort of hold over him so he was willing to ignore her ineptitude.
Well, a few days pass and New Trinity didn't multi us or steal more of our forts. But everyone else we have treated poorly in the past did. Mountain Pass and Renewal seemed to have noticed this idiocy inherent in certain towns and bolted to the enemy's side in a rush of sanity. It got to the point that we couldn't fill the defensive battles. Then one of Nicolii's town mates got the bright idea, lets take all the duelers who don't have to go to the defenses that we are not filling and duel before battle.
Ok, let's not get ahead of ourselves here, at this time, the management asked us to leave the chuck e cheese because we found the end of the endless all you can eat salad buffet and they have to contact corporate to find out what to do. So while the Chuck E Cheese is out of commission, we resorted to the shared forums in game. The rising superstar Clearasil from Nashvegas rose to the occasion and created a post. Let's take all the duelers who are not joining these battles we are not filling and do something other then filling the battles because we value the forts we are losing. I knew we were in danger now, without the bright flashing lights and the sounds of the arcade that normally entertain the kiddies and distract these people, all sorts of lunacy would be suggested.
I posted a reply, asking, is it wise to have a group of people purposely not going to the defense battles that we are not filling when we are losing forts because we cannot fill them. Well, I guess that was the wrong thing to do. You would think I threatended the President of the United States of America or something. All the sudden, out of the woodwork comes these insignificant players from kevin-Nash-vegas. How dare you suggest that the reason we are not filling our defense battles and losing forts is because we don't go to the defense battles. I was like Wow, I thought it would be obvious that if you do not show to a battle for whatever reason, and we do not win the battle because we did not fill it, you not showing is a key part of that. So I asked, well, if we aren't filling the defenses, one of which was a multi battle dug but a cartoon character because because Clearasil keeps pestering her and she had no other way of paying you back, and losing these forts, who is supposed to fill them then?
Oh the board was flooded again. "Don't make me think", "reading comprehension is for losers" were a couple of posts. You would think I kicked over their GI Joe doll collections or something. Then Nicolii chimes in, you are doing nothing but putting the town down, you know nothing. I replied, I know that if we are losing forts because we aren't filling the defenses, then it's because of the people who didn't show to defend it. Another sabo came flying forwards, "who do you think you are" one poster exclaimed, "You better watch what you say or my town will leave the alliance", another poster replied. I replied with, "I'm sorry that pointing out the obvious is hurting your feelings, maybe it would be better if you did leave. At least then figuring out the problems and fixing them won't be so hard"
Well, the big magic GreenBus came trucking along then. He told me I was talking down to them and needed to stop as if they were the special ed class in school and all I was ever supposed to do was smile and nod to them so they didn't lose any self esteem or something. Nicolii came back with another barrage of lunacy completely missing the point and focusing on how I was attacking her town or something. I asked again, how is stating the truth of the matter attacking anyone- I never mentioned any names or towns. Do they really sincerely believe the fix to not filling defense battles is to not go to the defense battles? A few others chimed in with we don't need to fight between ourselves, but if we are losing forts because they aren't filling, then filling them is what needs to happen. But they were ignored.
So I asked for a counsel with this fort fairy. I figured I would ask what is so wrong with my logic and why it was hurting everyone else' feelings in a certain town. Mean while the battles come and go by, we lost more forts. Finally, this fort fairy contacted me. He said A/S/L. I was stunned and asked what he means by ASL. You see, that was something with a specific meaning when I last heard it on the internet. Well, there was nothing magical with this fort fairy, it turns out it was actually a blacksmith crafting fort gear who likes to wear a unitard and a tutu. I ask him why he lets people call him a fairy, he said that because he's a blacksmith. I said you should look up these definitions some, what you are thinking of is a farrier. He said, he knew that, but when he tried using the real spelling, Morvai started ignoring him and he thought they really has something special going on there.
As you can see, there is a stark difference in how they prepare for war. this experience made me realize I was surrounded by the insane and just bizarre. I wasn't going to post this until Movai kept telegram me in game encouraging it. But that was the last typical day in the war rooms of UiS Reborn. So like a coybow without a horse, I rode over here and posted it to make him happy. I certainly do no want to upset the fort fairy.
After I brought you a look inside the New Trinity war room, The courageous Greenbud420 told me I couldn't poke fun at people or post in here any more because he was going to get New Trinity to help him save his forts. Now I know what you are thinking, I made the post originally because Ultramaster was using multi battles to take our forts and this somehow just doesn't seem right that they will help us save them when they are taking them. But wait, it gets better, the delusion is contagious and is in another town too. These two towns seem to be pivitol in the alliance I once was in. So here I will take you into the war room of UiS Reborn. But before we go there, I need to give a shout out to morvai who's 20 telegrams encouraged me to make this post. Movai, you really made this happen.
So imagine, instead of a dark room in someone's mom's basement with maps all over the walls, the war room for UiS reborn is set at a Chuck E Cheese restaurant and everyone's attention span is just a tad bit more then the toddlers they brought there to impress. In between sets of the mechanical animals playing happy birthday to yet another kid who seems to of already had 6 birthdays this year, but their parents like the idea of a free cupcake with the order of pizza because of it, come a few brain farts. "I know what we can do" Greenbus would exclaim, "we can get the people taking our forts to help us keep them". Nicole chimes in with "that's a great idea, how do we do it". I sarcastically reply, "we can ask the fort fighting fairy to help us". "Brilliant" Nicolii burps out while stuffing another piece of pizza in her mouth and trying to wash it down without chewing with her diet cola. I looked at Greenbus in disbelief and he seemed to share some of it, but Nicolii had some sort of hold over him so he was willing to ignore her ineptitude.
Well, a few days pass and New Trinity didn't multi us or steal more of our forts. But everyone else we have treated poorly in the past did. Mountain Pass and Renewal seemed to have noticed this idiocy inherent in certain towns and bolted to the enemy's side in a rush of sanity. It got to the point that we couldn't fill the defensive battles. Then one of Nicolii's town mates got the bright idea, lets take all the duelers who don't have to go to the defenses that we are not filling and duel before battle.
Ok, let's not get ahead of ourselves here, at this time, the management asked us to leave the chuck e cheese because we found the end of the endless all you can eat salad buffet and they have to contact corporate to find out what to do. So while the Chuck E Cheese is out of commission, we resorted to the shared forums in game. The rising superstar Clearasil from Nashvegas rose to the occasion and created a post. Let's take all the duelers who are not joining these battles we are not filling and do something other then filling the battles because we value the forts we are losing. I knew we were in danger now, without the bright flashing lights and the sounds of the arcade that normally entertain the kiddies and distract these people, all sorts of lunacy would be suggested.
I posted a reply, asking, is it wise to have a group of people purposely not going to the defense battles that we are not filling when we are losing forts because we cannot fill them. Well, I guess that was the wrong thing to do. You would think I threatended the President of the United States of America or something. All the sudden, out of the woodwork comes these insignificant players from kevin-Nash-vegas. How dare you suggest that the reason we are not filling our defense battles and losing forts is because we don't go to the defense battles. I was like Wow, I thought it would be obvious that if you do not show to a battle for whatever reason, and we do not win the battle because we did not fill it, you not showing is a key part of that. So I asked, well, if we aren't filling the defenses, one of which was a multi battle dug but a cartoon character because because Clearasil keeps pestering her and she had no other way of paying you back, and losing these forts, who is supposed to fill them then?
Oh the board was flooded again. "Don't make me think", "reading comprehension is for losers" were a couple of posts. You would think I kicked over their GI Joe doll collections or something. Then Nicolii chimes in, you are doing nothing but putting the town down, you know nothing. I replied, I know that if we are losing forts because we aren't filling the defenses, then it's because of the people who didn't show to defend it. Another sabo came flying forwards, "who do you think you are" one poster exclaimed, "You better watch what you say or my town will leave the alliance", another poster replied. I replied with, "I'm sorry that pointing out the obvious is hurting your feelings, maybe it would be better if you did leave. At least then figuring out the problems and fixing them won't be so hard"
Well, the big magic GreenBus came trucking along then. He told me I was talking down to them and needed to stop as if they were the special ed class in school and all I was ever supposed to do was smile and nod to them so they didn't lose any self esteem or something. Nicolii came back with another barrage of lunacy completely missing the point and focusing on how I was attacking her town or something. I asked again, how is stating the truth of the matter attacking anyone- I never mentioned any names or towns. Do they really sincerely believe the fix to not filling defense battles is to not go to the defense battles? A few others chimed in with we don't need to fight between ourselves, but if we are losing forts because they aren't filling, then filling them is what needs to happen. But they were ignored.
So I asked for a counsel with this fort fairy. I figured I would ask what is so wrong with my logic and why it was hurting everyone else' feelings in a certain town. Mean while the battles come and go by, we lost more forts. Finally, this fort fairy contacted me. He said A/S/L. I was stunned and asked what he means by ASL. You see, that was something with a specific meaning when I last heard it on the internet. Well, there was nothing magical with this fort fairy, it turns out it was actually a blacksmith crafting fort gear who likes to wear a unitard and a tutu. I ask him why he lets people call him a fairy, he said that because he's a blacksmith. I said you should look up these definitions some, what you are thinking of is a farrier. He said, he knew that, but when he tried using the real spelling, Morvai started ignoring him and he thought they really has something special going on there.
As you can see, there is a stark difference in how they prepare for war. this experience made me realize I was surrounded by the insane and just bizarre. I wasn't going to post this until Movai kept telegram me in game encouraging it. But that was the last typical day in the war rooms of UiS Reborn. So like a coybow without a horse, I rode over here and posted it to make him happy. I certainly do no want to upset the fort fairy.