Advice

[DeletedUser31931]

So someone comes up with a pretend problem and a time limit and then everyone else has to think up of a funny solution to that problem. Then the person with the fake problem says who gave the best solution and that person then posts their fake problem.

For example:

Zem: I think my wife is cheating on me (1 week)

Elmyr: (unfunny joke)

Tiger: my shotgun

futu: watch her through my paper bag

Zem: Tiger was teh best

tiger: how to bury dead bodies in frozen ground.

Ok?

So let's start then

How to cheat in an exam? (1 week)

 

[DeletedUser15641]

Ask the exam cordinators for answers?

 

[DeletedUser13682]

Use a sentient mug with connection to the interent to bem answers directly into your cerebral cortex.

 

[DeletedUser]

Hire me to run in on the exam and wave a gun around, in the confusion switch places with the teacher and mark your own paper.

(btw Johann, why would he want a connection to the 'interent'? and how would be 'bem' the answers into his mind?)

 

[DeletedUser]

I'm not going to post anything, because tiger's already won. His advice is so good it makes me want to go back to school just so I can use it.