402. Post in town forum EVERY job you do for 2 weeks.
403. After someone says anything state "Yeah, well I AM genetically superior"
404. Grow long hair
406. Skip numbers when people are trying to keep count of things
406. Repeat numbers when people are trying to count things
1. Claim your suggestion was the first no matter what place it came in.
408. Tell people soccer sucks and make suggestions on how it could be better
409. When watching a sporting event with a die-hard fan state how you would have played that play different and that they are all over paid
410. Place multiple copies of the same generic sig.