And the
Almighty Brown Tie awoke at last from its many years of slumber to find its disciples scattered and greatly diminished in number. It gathered its remaining loyal followers and ascended to the top of a grassy hill, where it sat on the ground and began to tell tales of the happier days when Brown Ties were worshipped everywhere. Slowly, more people were drawn to the hill by the aura of the Almighty Brown Tie and the wisdom in its words.
Eventually there were over 17 million West players gathered around the Almighty Brown Tie. They covered the hill and the countryside for miles around. However, it became clear that only a very small portion of the crowd had access to a Brown Tie of their own, and they began to despair. However, the Almighty Brown Tie told them to remain calm. He asked Joony, the High Priest of the Almighty Brown Tie to remove the Brown Tie from around his neck and place it in a basket. The Almighty Brown Tie bent over the basket and blessed it, then asked its disciples to take the basket around to the 17 million players who had gathered, allowing them each to take a Brown Tie for themselves.
At first the disciples were confused. They did not understand how one small basket could possibly supply Brown Ties for all the players of The West, but they did as they were asked. And the crowd were amazed, for sure enough, each player who put his hand in the basket was able to withdraw from it a brand new Brown Tie in all its glory. They bowed and sung their praises to the Almighty Brown Tie, who smiled and returned to its slumber, satisfied that it had introduced a new generation of players to the true glory of the Brown Tie.
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